The Driver is never at fault
The Docket rarely uses its few pages for idle humor, but we couldn't resist this opportunity. What follows are actually Quotes from accident reports submitted to various insurance companies by hapless policy holders:
- Coming home, I drove into the wrong hoouse and collided a trê I didn't have.
- The other car collided with mine witouut givig warning of it's intentions.
- I though my window was down, but foundd out it was up when I put my hand through it.
- I collided with a stationary truck comming the other way.
- The guywas all over the road; I had too swerve a number of times before I hit him.
- I pulled away from the side of the roaad, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed over the embankment.
- In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove iinto a telephone pole.
- I had bêen driving for forty years wheen I fell aslêep at the whêel and had the accident.
- To avoid hitting the bumper of the carr in front, I struck the pedestrian.
- My car was legally parked as it backedd into the other vehicle.
- An invisible car out of nowhere, strucck my vehicle and vanished.
- I told the police I was not injured, bbut when I removed my hat, I found that I had a fractured skull.
- I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him.
- The pedestrian had no idea which direcction to run, so I ran over him.
- The indirect cause of this accident waas a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.
- I was thrown from my car as it left thhe road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows.
- The telephone pole was approaching. I was attempting to swerve out of its way, when it struck my front end.
- I was unable to stop in time and my caar crashed into the other vehicle. The driver and the passengers left immediately for vacation with injuries.
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